If you've got an ass, a sofa, a TV and two eyes, you know what to do ...
• College basketball: Purdue at Ohio State (7 p.m., ET); Arkansas at Mississippi (9 p.m., ET) [ESPN]; Miami, Ohio at Kent State (7 p.m., ET) [ESPN2]. We all have a case of the Golden Flashes.
• NHL: Buffalo at Philadelphia (7 p.m., ET). Please stay tuned following the game for Big Fish Madness [Versus]
• Soccer: UEFA Champions League playoffs, second round, second leg: Barcelona vs. Celtic FC, at Barcelona (5 p.m. ET, same-day tape). Kevin Garnett in goal. That would be interesting. [ESPN Classic]

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