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He's lucky he got charged with a misdemeanor. Convicted felony animal taunters don't have it so good in the can.

I would hardly call this taunting. I think that if he made the rhino watch game film of the 49ers last season that would have been better cause for a citation.

Acorns? At a rhino? Those nutty San Franciscans.

They harass animals at the SF Zoo because it sucks.

Taunting large animals is a misdemeanor in SF? Good thing Sapp retired.

Acorns? At a rhino? Those nutty San Franciscans.

Puns for jokes? Really?!?

Tusk tusk...

I hope nobody taunts the Fuck Lion.

Heard just before the police arrived: "Now run away, Mr. Rhino, before I taunt you yet again."

/bad french accent
//thanks, I'll be here all week.

The animal appeared unfazed, police Sgt. Steve Mannina said.

Really? The armor-clad Rhino wasn't fazed by the acorns? Solid police work, Sgt. Steve Mannina.

Of course it had to be the black rhino.

at least he finally gets a tattoo of an acorn under his right eye

Was this in the African plains or the Natural Selection exhibit?

Would it be misdemeanor animal taunting if you yelled obscenities at Ron Artest?

Do you think the SF Zoo has a big sign that reads:

"[41] Days Since Last Customer Mauled By Animal"
"Remember, Safety Is Our Business!"

As for Zuluaga, she said, "He's an adult. He should know better." But he was only 24...

Atleast he was smart enough to stay away from Nightmare Ant's cage. We all know that no bars can hold Nightmare Ant back.

@thesepretzels: its "a second time", not "yet again". Sorry but OCD/Holy Grail nerdiness made me do it.

I wonder if this guy is also a Raider fan. (Remember, the guy who got mauled was buried in his Raider jersey.) Coincidentally, Oakland itself has a first-class zoo (the SF Zoo is surprisingly awful).

Hey, you mess with the bull, you get the horn.