For the third consecutive season, we are proud to introduce the Deadspin Baseball Season Previews. Yes, baseball is awfully close now; it's spring training, after all.
Every weekday until the start of the season, a different writer will preview his/her team. We asked a gaggle of writers, from the Web, from print, from books, to tell us, in as many or as little words as they need, Where Their Team Stands. This is not meant to be factual, or dispassionate, or even logical: We just asked them to riff on why they love their team so much, or what their team means to them, or whatever.
Today: The Florida Marlins. Your author is Jacob Luft.
Jacob Luft is a senior editor at SI.com and blogs at LuftOnDeck.com. His words are after the jump.
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The Florida Marlins already have won their biggest game of the season: They succeeded in extorting a (mostly) publicly financed stadium from the city of Miami.
Set to open in 2011, the gleaming new facility will feature a retractable roof and all of the creature comforts we have come to expect from latter-day "mallparks." What it won't feature are any players who have — up to this point — ever worn a Marlins uniform.
Oh, there's an outside shot that stud shortstop Hanley Ramirez will be around in what would be his sixth major-league season, after which he could be eligible for free agency. But don't count on it. By then the Marlins would have had to lock up Ramirez to a long-term deal or absorb his arbitration-enhanced salary for three straight seasons. That would go against this ownership group's M.O. of trading players before they reach their walk years (see: Cabrera, Miguel; Willis, Dontrelle).
That's the only drama surrounding this franchise now that it has suckered the local politicians into playing the stadium game: Whither Hanley? The answer to that won't come till at least after this season, the kid's third and last before becoming arbitration eligible.
Now, I know this is supposed to be an homage to why I love my team, but it's hard to muster any enthusiasm — real or feigned — when the ownership gives us the finger at every turn. The breaking point for me was the Cabrera trade to Detroit this winter. The guy isn't even 25 yet and is crafting a Hall of Fame career. That's they guy you build around, not trade away. He isn't even set to hit free agency until after 2009, but Florida's owner decided he's rather buy a new Ferrari (no joke) than pay anything close to market value for a true superstar. Suffice it to say I'll be watching a lot of Detroit Tigers games this season.
Whatever happens on the field for the Marlins this year is irrelevant — they have already admitted as much by holding tryouts for a male cheerleading squad. The only people who should care to follow this bunch — inside or outside of Miami — are fantasy league owners. For their sake, I'll provide a quick rundown of who to draft. Please don't bypass any of these hitters because you are afraid they don't have enough "protection in the lineup." That's always been a bullshit argument. Good hitters will get their numbers in any lineup; for all the times they get pitched around, it's more than made up for by the fact that they will be on the wrong end of many blowouts, when opposing pitchers have no reason to avoid them.
This is how the rest of the everyday lineup looks:
CF: Commander Cody Ross/raw rookie Cameron Maybin
C: Black hole
3B: Black hole
Those three spots will negate many of the positives coming from the fab five atop the lineup, most likely putting the Marlins in the bottom half of runs scored in the National League (Baseball Prospectus has them finishing 10th in the NL in runs).
The starting rotation is an injury-riddled mess. Scott Olsen is a feast-or-famine lefty who will strike people out but kill your ratios, and he already has come down with a shoulder ailment this spring. Ricky Nolasco could be back from injury and would make decent waiver-wire fodder, as would the talented Rick Vandenhurk. Sergio Mitre and Anibal Sanchez are fighting the injury bug. Blue-chip prospect Andrew Miller is a great pickup in NL-only leagues and for owners who have a rookie fetish. (You know who you are, you damn pervs.)
Unlike the 2006 Marlins, who flirted with the .500 mark fresh off the club's latest firesale, there isn't any mystery or romance with this bunch. They'll hit a little bit, won't play any defense and will churn-and-burn however many starting pitchers it takes to get through the season. The bullpen could be decent, but that hardly matters when nothing else falls into place.
When it's over, the biggest positive that will be said about 2008 for the Florida Marlins is that the year is, in fact, over. It's all about 2011 for this club. Start the countdown.












Comments
I'm gonna phone this asshole's boss.
All the stuff the Marlins ownership does, and you're just now reaching your breaking point?
Jeffrey Loria, destroying two fanbases in a decade. Rare accomplishment.
The Marlins: a team only a Nationals fan could love.
Owning a MLB team is a good gig if you can get it. Ferraris are always cooler than pleasing your fanbase.
Is the song 99 Luftballoons about this author? I finally figured out what that song was about.
This post had really low readership attendance, and it started raining in the fifth paragraph.
C: Black hole
3B: Black hole
Owner: Black hole
Prior to The Departed, the Marlins were Cuba Gooding Jr. to the Cubs' Martin Scorsese.
Cuba won a second Oscar for Boat Trip, right?
I'll never understand why teams in southern states put retractable roofs on their stadiums while I'll be freezing my ass off during the World Series* at the new Twins stadium.
*not really - I meant in April
Josh Johnson would be shaking his fist angrily at Joe Girardi right now except that, because of Girardi, his arm no longer works.
Luft on Deck could also be a blog about boating.
Didn't we have this one already? Oh, wait, that was the Tigers preview.
@Weed Against Speed: There is nothing better than Opening Day at Comerica Park bundled up like a Michigan-Iowa game in late October...
@Gourmet Spud:
No, it was for Snow Dogs.
Hanley Ramirez is demonstrating how he taught Ben Roethlisberger to ride a motorcycle in that photo.
I liked them better when they were the Devil Marlins.
I like baseball team previews that are written solely to discuss fantasy projections of players on that team. Really says alot about the outlook of that organization.
@Gourmet Spud: Out Magazine gives awards for movies. Cuba got one for Boat Trip and earned honorable mention for that Hanes commercial.
@Weed Against Speed: +1
At least Florida fans can count on the Marlin Manatees still being around in 2011.
threadjack
'Nova up 19 over Syracuse with two minutes to go.
/threadjack
Well that was certainly inspiring.
@Jefferson Short Bus: Burn in hell Boeheim. Enjoy the NIT.
Can black Hole hit? I havent seen a guy scheduled to play more than one position since Bugs Bunny.
@Spors Gratia Sportis: Are they not writing any more?
This post did remind me of what it was like in the post-1993 Selig-Prieb-owned era of Milwaukee baseball. In a word, hopelessness.
Brewers fever, catch it!
(not to be confused with the Cryptosporidium outbreak of 1993)
@Jefferson Short Bus: wtf? I go to a meeting and Cuse is up at the half - I come back and they are losing by a ton?
Someone check on Ukraine...
Hey they knocked the Mets out last year. Fuck the Marlins.
Hey, look at the bright side...
ummm.....
Miguel Cabrera is kinda fat? Yeah...that's it! Go Fish!
@Jefferson Short Bus: Woo hoo and damn you, I was planning to wait until I got home to watch that. I knew I should have avoided deadspin after 12.
All the stuff the Marlins ownership does, and you're just now reaching your breaking point?
Having won the same number of World Series titles in the last 89 years as the Red Sox will do that to a fanbase.
They're not really bringing up Maybin for Opening Day, are they? Really?
That was an amazing second half by 'Nova. They more than doubled their points from the first half, which made Chamomiles a very happy man. Rumor has it Isiah Thomas was running down to the Wildcats locker room at MSG with fresh contracts clutched in his hands.
As the t-shirts on campus used to read, "Syracuse Sucks and Georgetown Swallows." Bring on the Hoyas!
@Chamomiles Davis: Maybe we can get one Philly team in the dance, but it'll take at least one more win.
Go Wildcats!
/apologies to UNW
If nobody actually shows up to view a team's games, does a pre-season discussion of those games and their possible outcomes constitute a "preview"?
/ponders
Nothing soothes the soul on a Wednesday afternoon like the disenfranchised spirit of a Marlins fan. I'm going to go youtube some Ralph Nader to cheer me up.
@Jefferson Short Bus:
Phuck Philly.
'Nova's just another reason to hate that city now.
Jeff Loria is everything wrong with baseball rolled into one contemptable human being.
@Afino: Don't hate us because we're beautiful. Because we're not. Seriously, there's a list and everything that says so!
2008 Marlins = "SSTTPP"
(Still Superior To The Pittsburgh Pirates)
@crazyjoedavola: No, the Washington Nationals knocked the Mets out last year. Two killer series, and then the Nats bent over and took it from the Phillies. It was a happy time in our nation's capital.
Actually, the Mets are the ones who really knocked out the Mets last year.
@Microbano:
There's no way anyone would call someone else's boss over something written on Deadspin...
@Gourmet Spud: i once shook Cuba's hand at an orlando hooter's. i got an OUTBREAK and went on a GAY CRUISE.
maybe not in that order.
At least this wasn't a shitshow like last season's preview.
@Greek McPapadopoulos: Yeah, at least the guy is a damn Marlins fan.
If you're not a Marlins fan, you don't understand what its like to reacquaint yourself with your team every three years. Lot of reading the Miami Herald is involved.
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