What to watch instead of attending the NASCAR race ...
• Boxing: Lightweights, Bobby "Dave Coulier" Pacquiao vs. Urbano "Smelling Salts" Antillon; heavyweights, Tye "Mrs." Fields vs. Josue "Hemophiliac" Blocus, at Las Vegas (9 p.m., ET) [Versus]
• College basketball:
Big East Conference quarterfinals in New York; Louisville vs. Pittsburgh (7 p.m., ET), Notre Dame vs. Marquette (9 p.m., ET). Marquette's uniforms make me dizzy. [ESPN]
Big 12 Conference first round in Kansas City; Iowa State vs. Texas A&M (9:30 p.m., ET) [ESPN2]
Pacific-10 Conference quarterfinals in Los Angeles; Oregon vs. Washington State (9 p.m., ET), Stanford vs. Arizona (11:30 p.m., ET) [FSN]
• NBA: Cleveland at Washington (8:15 p.m., ET), Golden State at Phoenix (10:30 p.m., ET). Shaq and Nash; the Stockton and Malone of their day? [TNT]

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