This video is about a year old, and that's just fine with us. Because with all these exciting college basketball finishes — and resultant passionate play-by-play calls — FanjuryRate might be onto something that this hockey announcer wipes the floor with any of them.

If you need to see how this rink-wide fight between the Texas Tornado and the Santa Fe Roadrunners progressed into a goalie-on-goalie melee, perhaps the longer version will provide some ... no? That doesn't help? The guy pulling his opponent off the ground only to punch him back down to the ice only raises more questions than it answers, you say.

But my favorite part is probably that the guy who ends the fighting, his name is Hansen.

Gus Johnson Has Nothing On This Guy [100% FanIQ Rate]

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