What to watch while consuming male genitalia ...
6:00 p.m. — NCAA tournament selection show. Wherein analysts' only thoughts on the first round pairings are as eloquent as ours: "Wow, that'll be a good game. And that could be an upset." [ESPN]
6:30 p.m. — Brier Championship: Alberta vs. Ontario. Kevin Martin and Russ Howard are basically the Duke and North Carolina of Canadian curling. [CBC] (They also claim to be streaming the final on CBCSports.ca, but we'll see how reliable it is.)
9:00 p.m. — NIT selection show. For those who absolutely cannot wait to see where VCU will be seeded until Monday morning. [ESPN2]