What to watch after you wake up in Dublin, Ireland ... and you live in Cleveland. And you have no idea how it happened ...
• Women's college basketball: NCAA Tournament Selection Show in Indianapolis (7 p.m., ET). Pat Summitt controls the space and time; can change the brackets with her mind. [ESPN]
• NHL: Colorado at Minnesota (7 p.m., ET). I get cold just thinking about this. [Versus]
• Arena Football: Colorado at Dallas (8 p.m., ET). Is Jessica Simpson involved somehow? [ESPN2]

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