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Damn that Frank Caliendo and his working on the cheap! Damn him to Hell!

If you beat the AI by at least 50 points on "All-Madden" mode you unlock Gus Johnson.

Its Mike and Mike, let the boycott begin

Two internet nerds discussing how sweet Chtulu is?

Anyone smell the comeback of Pat Summerall?

/bourbon

You get a choice between Drunk Pat Summerall and Sober Pat Summerall.

Hopefully it will be someone who is "in your face".

Jack Buck?

BOOM Goes the Dynamite!

Listen to the fans... so they're going to have Shannon Sharpe and Joe Buck!?

@Brazil Thrill: If you lose by 50 points, you unlock Joe Thiesmann.

Bobby Heenan and the ghost of Gorilla Monsoon.

Its going to be just like the networks, so the marquee games get the marquee names. For us Lions fans, we get Dick Stockton and Moose Johnston for every game but Thanksgiving.

It's gotta be Gus.

"Purple Jesus takes the handoff, UP THE MIDDLE.....TOUCHDOWN!!!! HA HA!!! THIS IS EA SPORTS!"

Siragusa, Aikman, and Buck.

/retch

@Doyle McPoyle:
Bobby: That Rex Grossman is a real ham-and-egger. Even the humanoids out here realize he sucks.
Gorilla: Well Brain, you can see right here that he gets dropped right on his external occipetal protuberance as he throws that interception. And now pandemonium is running wild ...

It will be Mike Patrick going on and on about Duke throughout the entire game.

Chris Berman and Steve Phillips?

@McNutty: +1. Fan-fucking-tastic. Though you forgot about the part where he refers to every Dat Nguyen tackle as a "real Pearl Harbor job."

On a serious note, if it is Harry Kalas, I might actually drop the coin to buy another EA game for the first time in a while

@Its The Beer Talking: God, that would be wonderful.

Brett Fahv-ra?

Motson. What drama here!

David Crockett's not doing anything these days.

@The Fan's Attic: What if I want one of each?

@elijah_dukes_mayonnaise: David Crockett's mid 80s man crush on Magnum TA ("Look at him Tony! America's Hearthrob!!!") was probably the gayest thing ever broadcast on TBS. Way worse than "The Birdcage."

Dennis Miller and Deion Sanders, with Joe Namath on the sideline.

Because Madden is the official game of the NFL, I'll bet they force Gumbel and Collinsworth on us like they did with the Giants/Pats game...

But in a perfect world, it would be Kornheiser and Joe THEEES-man...