Rangers left wing Sean Avery, former beau of Elisha Cuthbert and Rachel Hunter, has popped up in the black book of Manhattan madam-to-the-stars Kristin Davis (not to be confused with actress in unwatchable Manhattan fantasy show for harpies Kristin Davis). Unlike fellow Davis client former Gov. Eliot Spitzer, Avery is denying any such patronage.

And that's good, 'cause Avery's looking a little cheap compared to his honor. Avery was linked to Maison de L'Amour (House of the Dirty Fucking, if I know my French) the "madam's midrange prostitution service, farming hookers out to Manhattan hotels for $500 dates. High-rollers went to her Wicked Models service, where prices started at about $1,200 and went upward of $3,900."

Oh, so you're pulling in $1.9 million a year and you can't even get a decent hooker? Some "Animal" you are.

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