What you missed while getting rid of all your crunk juice in order to make room for some fine wine. YEAH!!!

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What you missed while slapping mosquitoes all afternoon long

@UkraineNotWeak:

This is not no ghetto Boone's Farm; this is some real wine.

Nice how he pointed that out.

A world without a Connecticut-Tennessee championship game is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.

@Afino:

I was going to pull that quote out but decided to let the reader enjoy it as they read the article.

@UkraineNotWeak: glad he's sticking to white wines as red wines are notorious for staining grillz

@Tickenest: I prefer roses in my center, thank you very much. BIG ERN!

What you missed by coming up with consperiacy theroys about someone trying to sabotage a fellow employee.

No not Secret Identity but it does make for an interesting Monday morning.

What you missed while doing a happy dance because your team has the best record in baseball.

*theories...off to a great start this week

What you missed while saying first place Baltimore Orioles over and over again.

@tater:

That was not the only word you screwed up in that sentence.

@Lady Andrea:

Don't get your hopes up, there's only 156 more games to play.

@UkraineNotWeak:
It'll be a great day when spell check is offered in these here comment boxes.

@Afino: the hell is the matter with Boone's Farm?

@tater: Use FireFox.

What you missed as you came back home from Tennessee and found that your baseball team still hasn't won, but it's OK, because the Stanley Cup playoffs start this week, and your team is at least playing one in the Central Time Zone.

@HIV 2 Elway:
Only while at home...at work it's a Linux.

@DeepFriar:

The hangover the next day.

@Lunatic Fringe: whatever, man. Let me have this.

What you missed while Dickie V. (!) was getting inducted into the Basketball HOF.

At the Braves game Saturday, I pointed out to a Mets fan that his team sucked. His response:
"Your hat doesn't even resemble a Braves hat."

@Afino: that's J.V. talk mister.

pittsburgh is jinxed

What you missed while looking forward to a Pirates home opener victory against the Cubs.

Because it's my birthday, my love, and I wants it....

/Smeagol'd

What you missed while wondering what poor souls actually drop $210 a ticket to see the Rays, then snagging baseline box seats for yourself for the home opener ...

what missed no sleep finishing final brief was

@EddieRebel: Don't leave us hanging! Did your hat actually resemble a Braves hat?

@shea_guevara:

I actually went to Metsblog after yesterday to comment in order to bring a sense of sanity over there. Alas, I must say I failed. The level of doom and gloom and second guessing is at a mind boggling level of insanity.

@tater:

Uh, hmmm.

And,

What you missed while watching a bunch of weepy Massholes head back to Boston after getting swept by the Blue Jays

Sigh.

Stupid tiger. He's just going to be hungry again in an hour.

@Lady Andrea:

Well, OK I'll let you enjoy it,
BTW I expect to see them in the playoffs in October...er... November.....

How long does this season last again ?

What you missed after watching the Phillies get off to their usual craptacular April start (Volquez, guys? REALLY?!?)

/you suck Myers

@shea_guevara: Kinda. It had a Braves' A on it. He had a Wright jersey on, which I thought was reserved for the ladies...

In retrospect, perhaps resting Crosby wasn't wise.

Fuck that noise. You want everyone to know how what a leader you are, Sidney? You don't sit out the last game of the season against your division rival, YOU PLAY THROUGH THE PAIN, BITCH.

What you missed while turning off the Tigers to watch The Girls Next Door...

Oh, just some more runs against were all you missed. DAMMIT.

@EddieRebel: I've got an 86-style Wright shirt at home, and it hasn't made me less of a man. Many other things have, however.