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Are they supposed to be taking a dump?

Just what Bristol needs, more residents with poles up their asses.

they put these on ball fields all around here... this is news?

Fake animals and strobe lights? ESPN's problem just went from geese to bored Bristol teens on E.

Bill Walton spent over an hour trying to teach one of them to beg.

What do they plan to do to scare away the retired white guys trying to play golf in their courtyard?

i heard the one on west campus is nicknamed Lil Sean

I think they were really installed to keep that one keeping guy away that was in all of those ESPN Mobile commercials.

After the guy on the left hit a 120-yard slice, the coyote congratulated him, as he "really got a hold of that one".

They still have more personality than Tre Wingo.

Meh. Put Linda Cohn and Lou Holtz out there. Those'll scare geese away.

What they don't understand is that the geese are only attracted to ESPN because of its affiliation with the V Foundation.

@Chamomiles Davis: +10. I am crying over here.

@RedRight88: Cardboard cutout minorities.

It may scare away geese but it won't take care of the roadrunner problem they have.

Wait a minute. That doesn't look anything like Daniel Carcillo.

I think cardboard cutouts of Harvey Keitel would be even more effective.

/and yes, i know they're coyotes

Berman claims that one told him to find his soulmate.

Are they from Pheonix? There's a bunch of Coyotes out there with time on their hands.

Those are funny looking bike racks.

In a related story, local bars have used Berman cutouts to scare away the cougar population.

@Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: it's because the decoy doesn't have 300+ PIM

They should just use Linda Cohn on her period, but that would scare everyone away.

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZ...: That would attract bears.

That's not a coyote, it's not holding an anvil from Acme Industries.