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I like ladies who like Ladies....

Ladies, I'd suggest interviewing Jemele Hill.

@Crookednose: we turned her down, Crook. ESPN was her fall-back.

@Lady Andrea: Good call. If it's not the awkward racial aspect she adds to completely unrelated situations, it's the way she uses such clever references as "the lone gunman on the grassy knoll."

@Crookednose: I didn't think it was possible to miss Jim Rome until she guest-hosted his show.

@What Would Kornheiser Do?: that assessment was emptier than Al Capone's vault.

...I got nothin'

Might I suggest: [myespn.go.com]

Hey ladies in the place they're callin' out to ya
There never was a sporting blog truer and bluer
There's more to them than you'll ever know
And they get more hits than Sadaharu Oh
Tom Thumb Tom Cushman or Tom Foolery
A young stud in tight pants and they're off with the droolery
Words are flowing out just like the Grand Canyon
And now they're out looking for a female companion

@Chamomiles Davis: ....oh my.

@Nationalcoholic: you keep Lady Victory USA away from me, you obsessed crazy freak.

@Chief Wahoo: When we come back, I'll have my high-school gym teacher in the studio. DON'T GO ANYWHERE!"

Someone needs to do a Jim Rome drinking game. Every time he says, "Burning tree" -- his hipster nod to smoking pot -- drink 10.

@Chamomiles Davis: Needs more cowbell.