Doing heroin while racing a car professionally? That's almost impressive. [ESPN]
4:25 PM on Wed Apr 9 2008
By Leitch
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Doing heroin while racing a car professionally? That's almost impressive. [ESPN]
4:25 PM on Wed Apr 9 2008
By Leitch
476 views
13 comments
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Crew Chief: Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
Fike: Well, I got a 426 hemi here, 3/4 cams, nitro boosters, I can get 'er up to as good as 155! I guess I was goin' about... 65, tops.
Crew Chief: SEVEN! SEVEN miles an hour!
NASCAR fans are not impressed. The way to their hearts is methamphetamine use.*
*Also the way to tooth decay and holes in your brain.**
**Clinical term: NASCAR fan.
This is the best sports story I will read today.
But was he snorting it like a little girl or shooting it like a man?
In the past half hour we've looked at 1.Drinking and Golfing as a profession 2. Racing cars on heroin professionally
hating my job...and life..
To be fair, wasn't he driving a truck?
His rehab? Tappy Tibbons' three steps!
@Detective Bunk: They found a box of 100 needles. Fike is a MAN
@Detective Bunk: Considering the police found bloody napkins and a 100-count box of syringes I'd say he was probably booting it.
@Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: @Benny Hill Street Blues: Must be a believer in the "Go big or stay home" theory of drug abuse.
Talk about horsepower!
@stealofthedraft: +1.
Chase that dragon, bro!
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