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jerry, hello!, about last night

About Last Night

What you missed while deploying the awesome might of The Bathroom Ninja ...
• NHL: Flightless Sea Fowl go up 1-0, as Roberts flipper slaps Senators once again.
• MLB: Mmmmm, Pie. Cubs beat Pirates 6-4 in a mere 15 innings.
• NFL: Favre laying groundwork for comeback with Packers? Of course he is.

8:19 AM on Thu Apr 10 2008
By Rick
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Reasonable Doubt for a... at 08:24 AM on 04/10/08
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What you missed while watching a drunk chick bitchslap some guy for a foul ball ...
tater at 08:27 AM on 04/10/08
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What you missed because you have to deal with a second April snowstorm this week.

Darn Al Gore global warming!!!
EddieRebel at 08:28 AM on 04/10/08
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Is Farve trying to reach these kids?
IsoldmysoultoMilhouseV... at 08:31 AM on 04/10/08
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What you missed while drinking until 4am because the tigers actually won!

'Bout damn time!
UkraineNotWeak at 08:32 AM on 04/10/08
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What you missed while trying to figure out this person's Deadspin commenter name

[www.nydailynews.com]
Afino at 08:34 AM on 04/10/08
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What you missed while screaming JOE FUCKING SAKIC! as he scored the game winning OT goal
IsoldmysoultoMilhouseV... at 08:40 AM on 04/10/08
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@UkraineNotWeak:

Is this the real identity of SuperMike?
Al Czerviks Ride at 08:44 AM on 04/10/08
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What you missed while preparing for hockey day in Michigan, redux

Hopefully Saturday will be hockey day in Michigan part three.
/Go Blue!
Lunatic Fringe at 08:45 AM on 04/10/08
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@UkraineNotWeak:

I think it's spelled I-R-A-C-A-N-E
Reasonable Doubt for a... at 08:47 AM on 04/10/08
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@IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten: Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?
Al Czerviks Ride at 08:47 AM on 04/10/08
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What you missed as the last 0 is taken off the MLB standings sheet
Even with a 5 run lead, Jones still put the tying run into the on deck circle.
DeepFriar at 08:48 AM on 04/10/08
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@UkraineNotWeak: Shoot it! Shooooot it!
MeSoHornsby at 08:53 AM on 04/10/08
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What you missed while preparing yourself for a Thursday unlike any other...the Masters on...

ESPN??? God damn it.
7-8 Deville at 08:56 AM on 04/10/08
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What you missed over the shouts of "Liar, liar, pants on fire."
Dany Heatley Speedwagon at 09:00 AM on 04/10/08
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What you missed while waiting for your team to show up for it's first round series...

... still waiting. Oh and fuck Gary Roberts right in his ear!
BigTenObsession at 09:01 AM on 04/10/08
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@UkraineNotWeak:

This is easily the best comment on there:

I don't know if this was one of hundreds of men who showed their ***** to a lady I know in the city. But I'll bet he did. Guys would see her and whip out their penises. Women wearing strap-ons would flash her. She has seen more penises then a **** star.

Really? Hundreds of men? Who is this chick?
Afino at 09:01 AM on 04/10/08
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@Dany Heatley Speedwagon:

That's my bad, the Sabres didn't do a good enough job of breaking his leg. I didn't think he'd be back.

Just have Chris Neil take him out, he seems to be an expert...
Secret Identity at 09:02 AM on 04/10/08
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What you missed while rocking back and forth in a corner and reminding yourself that B.J. Ryan is eventually coming back...
mathesond at 09:02 AM on 04/10/08
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Threat Level: Midnight at 09:04 AM on 04/10/08
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What you missed while wondering What Would Gary Roberts Do?
Doyle McPoyle at 09:04 AM on 04/10/08
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@BigTenObsession: More importantly, women wear strap-ons and flash people? Where the hell have I been?!
apostles03 at 09:09 AM on 04/10/08
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@Threat Level: Midnight:

WWGRD?

If you don't know, you better ask somebody...

God, I love Pensblog!
Suss-- at 09:10 AM on 04/10/08
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Nobody expects a 1-7 team in the AL Central!
BigTenObsession at 09:10 AM on 04/10/08
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@Doyle McPoyle:

That's what I'm saying! I want to know who this chick is so I can hang out with her.

Wait, what?
Chad Sexington at 09:10 AM on 04/10/08
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@UkraineNotWeak: Not me. I've moved on to the Metro, thank you very much.
UkraineNotWeak at 09:11 AM on 04/10/08
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@Doyle McPoyle:

There are 8 million strap ons in the Naked City...
Stay Away From Oprah at 09:11 AM on 04/10/08
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What you missed while watching the Olympic Torch get Rick Rolled.
ghostsoftheSCupcountry at 09:11 AM on 04/10/08
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@Afino: Fuck Joe Sakic.
pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at at 09:14 AM on 04/10/08
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@mathesond: damn you - the two nights in DC sold out too fast for my budgetary needs
Sarcastro at 09:14 AM on 04/10/08
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I have very warm feelings for Gary Roberts this morning.
Weed Against Speed at 09:14 AM on 04/10/08
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@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Seconded. Fuck that fucker right in the fucking fuck fuck.

Okay. I feel better now.
Al Czerviks Ride at 09:17 AM on 04/10/08
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@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: It must be playoff time. A time when hockey fans across the continent gather together to go over the plusses and minuses of their team vs the one they are playing. It brings out the best in all of us, with such great analysis such as "Fuck Gary Roberts right in his ear," and "Fuck Joe Sakic."

//Fuck Jason Arnott
Threat Level: Midnight at 09:20 AM on 04/10/08
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@apostles03: It was pretty much the only reason I got up this morning.
UkraineNotWeak at 09:21 AM on 04/10/08
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Don't fuck with the Wongs.
BigTenObsession at 09:29 AM on 04/10/08
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@UkraineNotWeak:

Don't fuck with the babysitter
Lupicas!XofullofBile at 09:36 AM on 04/10/08
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What you lost while your laptop gets infected with a virus
Lupicas!XofullofBile at 09:38 AM on 04/10/08
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@BigTenObsession: On reviewing that "penalty" for a 100th time, I must admit you got anally raped without lube.

Are you wishing for a meteor during the Chelsea/Liverpool match?
BigTenObsession at 09:46 AM on 04/10/08
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@Lupicas!XofullofBile:

Thank you for being reasonable.

And I am rooting for Liverpool. I've always found the Scouser-Gunner rivalry to be more a friendly, sibling-type rivalry, but there are 3 teams that I loathe with a passion: (1) Tottenham; (2) ManUre; and (3) Chelski.

So, go Reds! (I think I just died a little inside)
Reasonable Doubt for a... at 09:50 AM on 04/10/08
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@Al Czerviks Ride to Denver via Albany: If it helps, I've been saying "Fuck Joe Sakic" since last July.
Summer-of-George at 10:18 AM on 04/10/08
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@Weed Against Speed:

hehe, I'm super hungover but Joey made it all worth it...
Weed Against Speed at 10:40 AM on 04/10/08
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@Summer-of-George: The Wild were lucky that game went to overtime in the first place. Nevertheless, they did outplay Colorado overall.
metalmaniac at 11:13 AM on 04/10/08
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What you missed while watching the Astros piss off Albert Pujols once again...

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