What you missed while deploying the awesome might of The Bathroom Ninja ...
• NHL: Flightless Sea Fowl go up 1-0, as Roberts flipper slaps Senators once again.
• MLB: Mmmmm, Pie. Cubs beat Pirates 6-4 in a mere 15 innings.
• NFL: Favre laying groundwork for comeback with Packers? Of course he is.
About Last Night
8:19 AM on Thu Apr 10 2008
By Rick
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What you missed while watching a drunk chick bitchslap some guy for a foul ball ...
What you missed because you have to deal with a second April snowstorm this week.
Darn Al Gore global warming!!!
Is Farve trying to reach these kids?
What you missed while drinking until 4am because the tigers actually won!
'Bout damn time!
What you missed while trying to figure out this person's Deadspin commenter name
[www.nydailynews.com]
What you missed while screaming JOE FUCKING SAKIC! as he scored the game winning OT goal
@UkraineNotWeak:
Is this the real identity of SuperMike?
What you missed while preparing for hockey day in Michigan, redux
Hopefully Saturday will be hockey day in Michigan part three.
/Go Blue!
@UkraineNotWeak:
I think it's spelled I-R-A-C-A-N-E
@IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten: Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?
What you missed as the last 0 is taken off the MLB standings sheet
Even with a 5 run lead, Jones still put the tying run into the on deck circle.
@UkraineNotWeak: Shoot it! Shooooot it!
What you missed while preparing yourself for a Thursday unlike any other...the Masters on...
ESPN??? God damn it.
What you missed over the shouts of "Liar, liar, pants on fire."
What you missed while waiting for your team to show up for it's first round series...
... still waiting. Oh and fuck Gary Roberts right in his ear!
@UkraineNotWeak:
This is easily the best comment on there:
I don't know if this was one of hundreds of men who showed their ***** to a lady I know in the city. But I'll bet he did. Guys would see her and whip out their penises. Women wearing strap-ons would flash her. She has seen more penises then a **** star.
Really? Hundreds of men? Who is this chick?
@Dany Heatley Speedwagon:
That's my bad, the Sabres didn't do a good enough job of breaking his leg. I didn't think he'd be back.
Just have Chris Neil take him out, he seems to be an expert...
What you missed while rocking back and forth in a corner and reminding yourself that B.J. Ryan is eventually coming back...
What you missed while at the New Pornographers/Okkervil River show
What you missed while wondering What Would Gary Roberts Do?
@BigTenObsession: More importantly, women wear strap-ons and flash people? Where the hell have I been?!
@Threat Level: Midnight:
WWGRD?
If you don't know, you better ask somebody...
God, I love Pensblog!
Nobody expects a 1-7 team in the AL Central!
@Doyle McPoyle:
That's what I'm saying! I want to know who this chick is so I can hang out with her.
Wait, what?
@UkraineNotWeak: Not me. I've moved on to the Metro, thank you very much.
@Doyle McPoyle:
There are 8 million strap ons in the Naked City...
What you missed while watching the Olympic Torch get Rick Rolled.
@Afino: Fuck Joe Sakic.
@mathesond: damn you - the two nights in DC sold out too fast for my budgetary needs
I have very warm feelings for Gary Roberts this morning.
@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Seconded. Fuck that fucker right in the fucking fuck fuck.
Okay. I feel better now.
@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: It must be playoff time. A time when hockey fans across the continent gather together to go over the plusses and minuses of their team vs the one they are playing. It brings out the best in all of us, with such great analysis such as "Fuck Gary Roberts right in his ear," and "Fuck Joe Sakic."
//Fuck Jason Arnott
@apostles03: It was pretty much the only reason I got up this morning.
Don't fuck with the Wongs.
@UkraineNotWeak:
Don't fuck with the babysitter
What you lost while your laptop gets infected with a virus
@BigTenObsession: On reviewing that "penalty" for a 100th time, I must admit you got anally raped without lube.
Are you wishing for a meteor during the Chelsea/Liverpool match?
@Lupicas!XofullofBile:
Thank you for being reasonable.
And I am rooting for Liverpool. I've always found the Scouser-Gunner rivalry to be more a friendly, sibling-type rivalry, but there are 3 teams that I loathe with a passion: (1) Tottenham; (2) ManUre; and (3) Chelski.
So, go Reds! (I think I just died a little inside)
@Al Czerviks Ride to Denver via Albany: If it helps, I've been saying "Fuck Joe Sakic" since last July.
@Weed Against Speed:
hehe, I'm super hungover but Joey made it all worth it...
@Summer-of-George: The Wild were lucky that game went to overtime in the first place. Nevertheless, they did outplay Colorado overall.
What you missed while watching the Astros piss off Albert Pujols once again...
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