• Congratulations ... sigh ... to Bill Self.
• Buckner, Fenway, heartwarming, kind of, not really.
• Gen. Petraeus on the Wii.
• This is a very specific personalized jersey.
Rick Astley and Shea Stadium.
• Roy Williams, and Hooters.
Steely McDrunky.
Pat Summitt is awesome.
• All right, everybody, let's protest ... hey ... where's the Torch?
• Drew on blogs.
• Daulerio on Kenny Mayne.
• Lance Allred could use some media training.
• Jose Canseco has a new lawyer.
Lookin' good, Jake.

All right, we're taking this horse into the barn for the weekend. (Or something.) Unsilent Majority is your weekend honcho. We'll be back Monday; be safe out there.