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You see, she's dressed like that because it was... raining. Forget all of that, the rain is gone and everybody is on the course in Augusta. Jim Nantz just called me his friend, so you know we're ready to go. Defending champion Zach Johnson is putting together the round of the day, but all his -4 round can do is offset yesterday's 76. Tiger has been stable through 13, if nothing else. The main attraction is one under for his round and two under for the tournament. Trevor Immelman still holds his one shot lead of playing partner Brandt Snedeker, but FIGJAM and Steve Flesch have each picked up a stroke, moving them to two back. Continue after the jump for updates on any major happenings.
The Masters Mix Channel (DirecTV 701/706) is spectacular. I just saw Snedeker birdie the second to tie for the lead while Geoff Ogilvy struggled through holes 15 and 16 in the lower right corner.
Tiger has picked up another shot, as has Paul Casey who is now -6. Casey is positioning himself for a third top 10 finish at the Masters.
Steve Flesch has broken the tie at -6 with a birdie. In case you aren't watching on television, Steve Flesch looks exactly like his name indicates.
Immelman has dropped back to the pack, leaving Snedeker all alone atop the board. I think I'm going to start calling them Imms and Snedy to save time.
Zach Johnson just posted a 68.
Another birdied par 5 for Tiger puts him at -4. I wonder how I'll spend that money...
Comments
I'm not your buddy, guy.
Why do all European golfers feel the need to dress like Al Czervick?
I'd like to get stuck in her sand trap.
@The Dulcet Tones Of Jim Nantz: I'm not your guy, friend!
@The Dulcet Tones Of Jim Nantz: I'm not your guy, fwend.
@How do you spell retard?: Damn, I'm not your fwend buddy.
@Brazil Thrill-Gasm: @How do you spell retard?: Hello, fwends.
@DennyCrane: I just hope the rake doesn't get in the way.
I loved Zach Johnson in that Johnny Cash movie.
"As a model, i was used to getting naked in front of people."
Fine, yes, but what about your short game?
I always thought that as a goalie you didn't want rebounds...
Bet her green is particularly slick.
I could do without the nostril dance party in the Edge Gel shaving cream commercial.
Joe Buck is so full of shit. First he makes fun of meteorologists, then it starts to rain and he contradicts himself from four innings before.
Manny just got all of it.
Tim McCarver is still talking about Ortiz's check swing.
that never gets old
@DennyCrane: The only time I'd tolerate "IN THE HOLE!!!" from one of those douches in the gallery.
@Signal to Noise: Of course when Varitek got tagged out a second, McCarver called it intelligent (white) baserunning, just bad (white) speed.
And he said buggywhip (see Chris Wheeler glossary) last Saturday.
@How do you spell retard?:
also failed to mention Varitek lollygagging the whole way to first
That's an ugly way to give up a run.
@Dr. Spaceman: +1 for the good Doctor! Now if we could just get me some of those pills that you give Tracy Jordan...
@DennyCrane: As long as they are not cobwebs, I don't care what she has crammed in there.
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