If it wasn't for those screens in the outfield at Wrigley, fat drunken Cubs fans would be flopping onto the warning track like tuna on the deck of a Japanese fishing boat. "We caught another one, Lou!" I loved it when they used the gaffe hook to haul him back in.
Readers will be happy to know that the wayward fan here was sedated, airlifted further back into the woods and released. Sadly, though, with only one shoe.
Thanks to Joe Sports Fan for allowing us to laugh at Cubs fans once again.
Fan Of The Week: Saving Drunken Wrigley Field Monkeys [Joe Sports Fan]