ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...

• "Justin Upton's the man. 20 years old! The whole D-Backs lineup is good and young." — jesuiteducation

Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...

• "No team in the West should go into Round 1 feeling like they have a walkover." — Biskitball

• No team in the West should into a playoff game feeling like they have a hangover - melointhaclink — sassydeerrun

• No commenter should ever, ever base their name on a shitty pun involving the name of a sport and the name of a terrible dood-rock band feeling like they've actually done something clever. — futuremrsrickankiel

• No coach in the west should have to go into round 1 sporting a combover. —JeffVanGundy — Schluby

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