The Zen-Like Qualities Of An Own GoalLeitch4/23/08 1:35pmFiled to: David Hirshey Is The CloserEplSoccer83EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkDavid Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer.AdvertisementSay this for John Arne Riise. As diving headers go, it was textbook, a classic, one for the year-end highlight reel. The Liverpool defender launched himself at the ball with fearless abandon and rocketed it into the top of the net. The keeper never had a chance.Wait, did I mention it was his own keeper? And that instead of carrying him off the field, his teammates probably wanted to finish what Craig Bellamy started last year and take a nine iron to his face.