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Nationals fans are in for a DDT on the concrete floor.

Yankees fans might be in for a rude awakening this year

Oh please Will, everybody knows the Ravishing one died almost to the day 9 years ago.

Don't worry about the Yankees, we are just fine.

What I'd like to have right now is for all you fat, out of shape, Midwestern sweathogs to keep the noise down while I take my robe off and show you what a real sexy man is supposed to look like.

The Rude Awakening was a great finishing move. Wrestling has never been as sexy since the Ravishing one left.

I'll be in for a rude awakening the next time I'm watching a five hour Orioles-Yankees game on TV with Steve Trachsel pit....zzzzzzzz

I'M AWAKE I'M AWAKE I'M AWAKE

Right and wrong. The Trimvurate won't get traded, but that's not to say that lower level prospects like Alan Horne can be moved.

/SHITS PANTS

Forgive me if this has already been asked, but is Gawker going to pull a Christmas Ape on Iracane for working on another blog now?

@Jefferson DArcy: One of the greatest heels ever.

@Paul Zuvella: Damian doesn't miss him.

@Chad Sexington: @Paul Zuvella: @Jefferson DArcy: @Jefferson Short Bus: I was wearing airbrushed pants when I wrote this.

Rick Rude is challenging the Yankees to a pose off.

@Chad Sexington: He really elevated it when he went to ECW. He was allowed to basically do anything he wanted. I still remember him bending Francine over the ropes and spanking her will all the proles in Philadelphia went wild.

I will glance over the time period when he was in the NWO.

I will never forget his death though. Happened the same day as the Columbine shootings. My friend and I skipped class to smoke weed (it was 4/20 and I was 18) and go to the mall and buy Triple Play 2000.

@Jefferson Short Bus: If they are getting DDT'd then Cubs are getting the Owen Hart treatment

The Big Boss Man's mom does NOT approve.