Our Breasts Can Always Tell When It's Going To RainLeitch4/25/08 3:00pmFiled to: SponsorsDeadspin30EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkIf only you knew how mean she really is... You'd know that we're not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah! Two years ago she told us hoops earrings were her thing and we weren't allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hannakuh our parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and we had to pretend like we didn't even like them and ... it was so sad. And you know she cheats on Aaron? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she's doing SAT prep but really she's hooking up with Shane Oman in the projection room above the auditorium! We never told anybody that because we are such a good friend!AdvertisementOk, so we're all here 'cause of this book, right? Well, we don't know who wrote this book, but you all have got to stop calling each other sluts and whores. It just makes it OK for guys to call you sluts and whores.If you are sorry you laughed that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble's , you're ready to be a Deadspin advertiser. Click here to find out how.