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After yesterday's legal parry with the lawyer representing Terrell Owens in his futile fight to de-Dirty.com himself from internet memory, another sports figure has also threatened legal action against the website: Thunder Dan Majerle.
Majerle hit the site this week when photos of an allegedly underage girl drinking at one of his "Majerle's" locations in Arizona surfaced and were published online. In the post, The Dirty kids called Arizona's Department of Liquor and Control"a joke," which apparently prompted the ADLC to start cracking down on Majerle's Arizona bar-staurants, a rep for the Web site says.
Annoyed by the allegation and the increased presence of the ADLC, The Thunder Dan legal team tried unsuccessfully to get the incriminating photo removed, but has since backed off — for now.
Dan Majerle Gets Dirty [TheDirty.com]
Majerle Pictured With Underage Girl Drinking At His Restaurant [AOL Fanhouse]
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The dirty.com needs to stick to underaged girls in bikinis if they're gonna get athletes in trouble.
Majerle's Caps are older than the girl.
she wasnt drinking the beer, Dan Majerle just invented an iPod style arm holster for your spare beer...
I think she has a gun in his side and just said, "don't be a hero, smile for the camera..."
thedrirty.com is the new Carl Monday
Figured that was Majere's favorite position.
The Arizona PD may want to check out Marleys while they are cracking down. I hear they smoke the wacky tobaccy there.
Isn't Dan Majerle the guy that Jordan inbounded the ball off of?
She's not underaged... SHE'S THUNDERAGED!!11!
Well, duh, she's not going to sleep with him unless she's drunk. I don't see what the problem is.
If Majerle drained a three with those two girls he's a winner in my book.
Can I still say yes... to the beer?
Fraternities around the country salute Thunder Dan and his quest to inebriate underage girls.
FIRE UP CHIPS, THUNDER DAN!!
Why's everyone so litigious these days? Whatever happened to having the girl's father show up at the bar and threaten to crack Majerle's head open if he catches his daughter there again?
Let's see... TheDirty called the ADLC a joke. In turn, the ADLC proves it by surfing TheDirty.
\universe implodes. Only Mamula survives
@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: I think you can say yes to the girl! She was too young to drink, not too young to screw.
One of the highest jumping white guys I have ever seen.
Approve.
Since when is Winnie Cooper an underaged butterface?
"I don't believe in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party, i just believe in parties."
I'm smart. S-M-R-T.
"She told me she was 36!!" - Proprietor of Fashionable Male
@Its The Beer Talking: I was hoping so. She's prolly 19, but I swear she could be 16. (I have the (mis)fortune to work part-time at a place of employment staffed mostly by high-schoolers, & frequented by many the same age. It's annoying to have a rager, then remember, "She's still on her Learner's Permit". But that means I also know from jailbait.)
I mean, if you can't bang 18 year old girls with that tan, then fuck man, what good is the tan in the first place?
Since they're already investigating his bars, can the ADLC try to figure out why his last name is pronounced MAHR-lee and not mah-JER-lee or mah-HER-lee? Who ate the J?
How can I join the Thunder Dan Legal Team?
Bret Adams is all over this case.
@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: It was probably Scarface's dog Killer. He loves weed.
Majerle should open a strip club in Dallas. Underage drinking would be the least of his worries.
@Camp Tiger Claw: or beechwood aged.
@Jefferson Short Bus:
Point of order: don't you have to see the body to make a determination of whether said individual is, afterall, a butterface?
@Lady Andrea: you have to do unspeakable thing to Lil Majerle, but sure.
"I'm here to boff some chick named Meredith."
Dapper Dan > Thunder Dan > Rubber Band Man
THUNDER...
THUNDER...
THUNDER...
THUNDER...
THUNDER DAN! HOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Thunder Dan is on the move, Thunder Dan is loose...)
Thunder Dan shows Lienart how its done- without the beer bong.
Underage drinking girls what what now?
@amorphous:
Dapper Dan > Fop
-Ulysses Everett McGill
Damn, the dirty has gotten so desperate for stories, they're covering athletes we don't care about.
Matt Leinart > Alex Smith > Dan the Man
@Civil Negligence: I think enough of the body is visible to make the butterface assessment, if one chooses to do so.
Wait, I thought AJ was employed by Gawker.com, not TheDirty.com...just kidding, AJ.
Actually, this is an interesting story, as TheDirty is trying to cover sports as if it were celebrity gossip. Quite honestly, I hope TheDirty fails miserably; I don't want Deadspin and Jezebel to combine into one site.
I forgot Majerle even existed. You'd think he'd be grateful for a website that points out he's still alive.
@MidwestCoastBias: I just figured they had given Deadspin a minority stake.
@Camp Tiger Claw: +1. I hope to hear that on SportsCenter someday.
@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: Thank you, Ben Stiller...
Nice shorts Dan. That chic can really guzzle.
If God didn't want me to hook up with 17 year old broads, he'd stop making some of them so goddamn hot...
Dan Majerle's return to semi-relevance happens the same week I get my Thunder Dan Dream Team II Collectible Cup from eBay. Coincidence? Almost certainly not!
Honestly, people wonder why athletes end up stand-offish douches though.
Can anyone get close enough to her on facebook to grab some pics or something?
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