Anyone else in Boston notice that piece of sky fall onto 93 last night?

Karma comes in the form of the Giants, Canadians, Hawks and Orioles this year, no?

@Sh!tShow: Is that what that bang was?

What you missed while discovering that sometimes schadenfruede can be the most wonderful thing in the world.

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Screw you Clemens!!!

@UkraineNotWeak: What's the statute of limitations on statutory rape?

At the very least, it should cost him half his shit.

What you missed while seeing Boston fans were crying

What you missed while the fans in Philly were booing your anthem. You stay classy Philadelphia.

Take that, Canada

Obviously, just in response to this....

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What you missed while watching your team hang on for dear life for 20 minutes.

What you missed while bullshit mad that the Celtics los...wait, does this mean no more Supermike? Then maybe it ain't all bad!

what i missing whilst I'm changing my avatrs..

still not showing up

@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: no tard - i have to change my avatar.

looks like you lose many times over today.

My theory: Brazil Thrill is Joe Johnson.

@TattooedMess(iah): Isn't the age of consent in Florida like 12 though?
/crossing fingers, thinking about Spring Break in Daytona last year

Clemens tried to examine the upholstery but the floorboards were bare.

@spinachdip: The only words you need to know on Spring Break:"Officer, she said was 18. What am I supposed to do, find her pants and check her ID?"

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon:

You get what you deserve when you mess with our Rocky statue.

@UkraineNotWeak: From the comments: "Can't we all just learn to live together and have fun?"

Well, sure!

Also, supermike: I hope you die.

Just change avatars? Damn.

Ugh, like finding out there's no Santa Claus.

@Civil Negligence:

can you really desecrate a movie prop?

Next on BET Jamz, Larry Brown spins his top five slow jams while describing his hip replac...

Sorry, Larry got a spot on TRL. Instead, Mo Cheeks will be here to tell us what it's like to coach a playoff team.

Wow. Just because a guy has been banned a few times...and can be a little disconcerting...

I prefer to consider supermike "minty fresh". His desire to work the star crowd into a lather is funny.

What you missed while mullet hunting at Talladega

Did anyone have a worse night than Ronaldo?

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Dear Flyers Fans,

Leave my anthem alone.

Sincerely,
Martin Biron
Braydon Coburn
Randy Jones
Jason Smith
Ryan Parent
Scottie Upshall
Simon Gagne
Joffrey Lupol
Jeff Carter
Mike Richards
Scott Hartnell
Steve Downie
Riley Cote
Daniel Briere

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: It's jealousy. We have all the nukes, but goddamnit, we have a lame national anthem. So we have to boo the Canadian one, as it is so much better.

I nominate 'Baby Got Back' to be the new U.S. anthem.

@Doyle McPoyle: that's a pretty mean thing to say, asswipe.

Congrats to Barry Zito on becoming the highest paid relief pitcher in baseball!

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Seriously, can't Philly just die?

You were played after about 1791. Please go away.

and no, 5 movies about a fictional character from your city does not make you relevant.

signed,
a playoff loser

@The Gizmo from Pismo: Good lord, you have my vote and my life.

@shea_guevara:

At this point, who's a bigger punchline?

Mike Hampton or Barry Zito?

Come on Zito, just go blow out your arm or something. At least then you'll have an excuse and not hurt your team while injured.

Ah, Montreal. To the rest of Canada, it's like that super-fun cousin of yours who is also a fuckup. You have an awesome time when you go out drinking together, but you know that eventually the police will be called in to take them to the drunk tank. You had fun, but it's still embarrassing, and you can't really disown them because well, they're still family.

@The Gizmo from Pismo: We can't have an anthem written by someone who was knighted by the British. And also, since I've never had the chance...

@The Gizmo from Pismo: ....beach!

@Secret Identity: Also French jumblies.

@theheckle: You mean six.

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However, The Balls and MAMULA both make Philly more relevant than ever.

@Afino: I guess it depends on which you find funnier: not playing at all, or playing like shit.

I bet Hampton and Zito are laughing, all the way to the bank.

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You can file this under "Things I Didn't Expect to See This Morning."

@theheckle: Um...if Philly "died," you'd take away about 85% of the funny commenters around here.

@Dr. Michael Mancini: Ah yes, Rocky 6: The Search For More Money.

@Chief Wahoo: That actually sounds like a late-60s Bob Dylan lyric. Something after Newport but before "Blood on the Tracks".

@ArkansasFred: I guess asking his roommate to "simmah down nah!" didn't exactly work.

Oh, and what you missed while partying with Ronaldo and finding out those hookers you ordered were actually dudes in drag...

@ArkansasFred: They're just jealous because they didn't have the balls to break it off with their sugar daddy, Great Britain. Philly reminds them of the independence they could have had, instead of settling for that "dominion" nonsense.

Just kidding, Canada! We love your beer.

@ArkansasFred: Who's that grieving in Tennessee? It's me! It's me!

/going straight to you-know-where for that one

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: What makes you think Riley Cote knows how to write?

@Chamomiles Davis:

Great Britain is not our sugar daddy, man. You guys are our sugar daddy.

@shea_guevara:

Oh, and not to nitpick, but from BBTN:

Zito, who is in only the second year of the deal with the Giants, will be baseball's second-highest paid relief pitcher, since he's slated to make $14.5 million this season (Yankees closer Mariano Rivera makes $15 million)

@Secret Identity: That happens to Oscar De La Hoya all the time.

What you missed while celebrating the 25th anniversary of Lee Elia's anti-Cubs fans rant.

85 percent of the motherfuckers are at work. The other 15 come out here. A fucking playground for the cocksuckers...

"A fucking playground for the cocksuckers."

If Bobby Knight ever donates money to build a park, I hope he insists that that phrase should appear over the main entrance.

Still waiting for Steve Downie to blindside Koivu and continue his league-wide fight against cancer. In the conference finals, I'm looking for him to back into Mario Lemieux in the Mellon Arena parking lot and give him whiplash for good measure.

@Secret Identity: I'm going to have to disagree with that one.

Sincerely,

British Columbia and China

And that Montreal descriptions reminds me of my friends from... the southern US. Care to trade?

I mean, since half of Quebec spends the winter in Florida anyway....

And as for Larry Brown. How many rings could this guy have had if he'd just stayed in Detroit? Seriously. He could have won at least one more, couldn't he?

I mean Brown coaching the Bobcats has to be something akin to Shelly Winters' appearance in Cleopatra Jones, doesn't it?