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An impassioned plea for the Olympic Games to include events for little people. [Gather]
7:30 PM on Tue Apr 29 2008
By Rick
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I think there should be events involving little people. I personally love midget tossing.
Would they go under the hurdles?
Women's gymnastics...done.
@Suss--: Grappling hooks.
Um, weightlifting?
There are two things I can't stomach in entertainment. Kids and midgets. I'll go ahead and lump the Olympics into the entertainment group since I have no shot of competing in archery, rowing, equestrian events, or even boxing. Leave the midgets for the Howard Stern show.
What about, instead of an Olympic torch, they just set a midget's clothes on fire and carried him around?
Olym-pics?
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