When did Michael Strahan get that gap in his front teeth fixed?

The Jets drafted this guy in the second round.

Someone's been drinking swamp water.

Koolaid Maroney sez: "wash u teef."

I suddenly have both "I'm a Believer" and "Hallelujah" running through my head...

MARIAN HOSSA! 1-0 Pens 1:02 into the game!

Jim Thomas? Is that one of the WRs the Lions drafted?

The lead singer for the Blue Man Group has really let himself go.

Good to see Martin Lawrence getting out and about.

I thought he was from D.C., though?

I wonder if he blue himself?

I think he was in the video for True Faith.

Is that the ref from Bloodsport?

@strong like bull smart like tractor: He choked on a marshmallow and almost died when nobody noticed that he had turned blue.

@stealofthedraft:

I thought Jim Thomas was the founder of Wendy's.

"What's that miniature football? You want me to eat you?!? But I'm in the middle of a tailgate! And you're not even food, you're made of leather and stuffing!"

Finally, Periodontal Disease Smurf gets some air time.

The bad teeth are in honor of Giants great/crack aficionado Lawrence Taylor.

@Bobby_Big_Wheel: Maybe he's British?

@Dan Levy: No, Bruins goalie Tim Thomas founded Wendy's.

I WISH THIS FOOBALL WAS A GUN

Glad to see that that horrible incident at the chocolate factory didn't prevent Violet Beauregarde from having kids.

I though Jim Thomas was Frank Thomas' Prince Fielder?

@Lady Andrea: Leonard Cohen almost got the Davy Jones role on the Monkees tee-vee show, so you're not too far off.

I thought Wesley Willis was dead.

Two Jason Whitlock pictures on Deadspin in one day?

Shrek always struck me more as a Pittsburgh fan.