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ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...

• "I love watching the Suns because of what D'Antoni created there." — IcemanSabre

Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...

• "Boston will win the series. This is helping them shed their sense of entitlement." — Sons Keeper

• Voltaire will win the struggle against dogmatic religion. The Catholic Church is just helping him shed his sense of Enlightenment. — Candides Keeper — Futuremrsrickankiel

• This shed business - it doesn't really matter. The sheds aren't important."—ArthurTwoShedsJackson — Whitey Fisk

11:00 AM on Wed Apr 30 2008
By Rick
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Pittsburgh Sports and... at 11:08 AM on 04/30/08
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I love watching the sun..........AHH MY RETINAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --sungazer
diggity at 11:08 AM on 04/30/08
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I love watching the Sun because of what God created there.

-Jesus4Life00AD
Badclown at 11:10 AM on 04/30/08
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I love watching the sun revolve around the Earth - Buzz Bissinger
Adonis at 11:10 AM on 04/30/08
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I will love watching Son of Rambow, because of what Stallone created.
J. Henry Waugh at 11:12 AM on 04/30/08
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I love reading comments from guys like Sons Keeper because of what Rick created here.
SlantedAndDisenchanted at 11:12 AM on 04/30/08
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I love watching Buzz because of what Simmons created.
gunga galunga gunga -... at 11:12 AM on 04/30/08
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I loveD watching the Suns because of what D'Antoni created there.

-PastTenseIsRight
YukMouth at 11:13 AM on 04/30/08
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I loved Sonny but I always hated Cher.
DumpsterDining at 11:13 AM on 04/30/08
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I love making fun of ESPN commenters at, oh say 12:30 EST every day.

- little early today, dude
Brad_Lee at 11:15 AM on 04/30/08
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I loved watching the United States because of what John F. Kennedy created there.
-TooSoon?
CIALIS COOPER at 11:16 AM on 04/30/08
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I love watching "Son in Law" because of what Mitzi Shore created.
-encinoman
preciousroy at 11:16 AM on 04/30/08
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Who loves the sun?

- Lou Reed
MyronCopacetic at 11:17 AM on 04/30/08
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I love watching your son because of what's down there. -FatherOReilly
grinderpete at 11:17 AM on 04/30/08
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I love watching Chinese oppression because of what Mao created there. - GreatLeapMao
ClueHeywood at 11:17 AM on 04/30/08
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"I love watching D'Antoni because he looks like an asshole cop with that mustache."
Johnny LaRue at 11:17 AM on 04/30/08
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I love watching the sun because of these cools wings my dad created for me.
-IcarusBobCrane
Master of Karate and... at 11:17 AM on 04/30/08
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I love watching Sun because she exemplifies the term "Hot Asian" - LostOnTonight
7th Floor King Dingaling at 11:20 AM on 04/30/08
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I love watching the WWE because of what Hulkamania created there.
The Sports Hernia at 11:20 AM on 04/30/08
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"I love watching Carmen Electra because of what the doctor created there."
My Government Name is... at 11:20 AM on 04/30/08
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I loved watching Buzz Bissinger last night, because the next time someone calls me the biggest asshole in the world, I'll have videotaped proof that says otherwise.
Steve518 at 11:20 AM on 04/30/08
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I love watching my sons because of what I created there (points to forty different vaginas).
-LittleTravisHenrys4eva
MeanMachine at 11:22 AM on 04/30/08
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"I love watching your sons fellated there." Michael Jackson
Suss-- at 11:24 AM on 04/30/08
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NBA Finals appearances? Never been a fan of that.
dont-forget-where-you-... at 11:25 AM on 04/30/08
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Vader loved watching the deathstar destroy Alderaan because Dantooine was too far away.

--Hadtolookupthespelling(iswear)
Paper Cut at 11:25 AM on 04/30/08
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I love watching the Huns because of what Atilla created there.
sassydeerrun at 11:25 AM on 04/30/08
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I love listening to Black Hole Sun, because of what Chris Cornell created there. - soundgardenofeden
BarrySagittarius at 11:29 AM on 04/30/08
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I love flying with Maverick because of what Viper created there.

-Iceman
David Hume at 11:31 AM on 04/30/08
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I love watching the buns because of what is created there. -Scheissefilmfan.
FuzzysFriedChicken at 11:34 AM on 04/30/08
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"I love watching the Dateline NBC because of what Chris Mathews created there." - SweetTeaMan
gjdodger at 11:40 AM on 04/30/08
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It's Alive! It's Alive!

--Dr. Shaqenstein
UkraineNotWeak at 11:42 AM on 04/30/08
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"Man has always wanted to control the sun."--montyburns
Chamomiles Davis at 11:49 AM on 04/30/08
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"I love playing the Suns because of what D'Antoni created there." -BigPoppavich
WoodBatsSteelBalls at 12:02 PM on 04/30/08
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"I love making puns because it makes me seem as cool as Chris Burrrman"
- SwamiFan
André Roussimoff at 12:16 PM on 04/30/08
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"I love reading The Sun, because they created the idea of having topless English girls in a tabloid." --BoobsOnPage3
CatInThePants at 12:20 PM on 04/30/08
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I hate the sun as it melts my slide. --Iceman
Trent at 12:24 PM on 04/30/08
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"I love watching Sonny because of what Carlo's wife-beating created there." - Tollbooth1972
DumpDolan at 12:25 PM on 04/30/08
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I love making extremely untimely comments. -IceManSabre
Rozelle’s Bagman at 12:42 PM on 04/30/08
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I love watching. - IcemanChauncey
Jubilation T. Cornpone at 01:17 PM on 04/30/08
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"I love watching Broadway drama because of what Eugene O'Neill created there."
-IcemanCometh
Barry Lutz at 01:17 PM on 04/30/08
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"I love watching Alderaan explode because Princess Leia lied about Dantooine." - RedLightSabre
Barry Lutz at 01:20 PM on 04/30/08
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@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: MotherFUCKER!

Oh well, great minds and all that. I didn't have to look it up, by the way.
$Image of Zapp Brannigan\'s Girdle$ Zapp Brannigan's Girdle at 01:49 PM on 04/30/08
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I love watching the Suns because I've been hypnotized to believe Kazzam is the greatest movie ever made.
Convict78 at 01:51 PM on 04/30/08
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I loved reading about the French Musketeers because of what D'artagnan created there.
Ichiro Death Glare at 02:45 PM on 04/30/08
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"I'll love watching 2008-09 Rookie of the Year Kevin Durant for years to come in Seattle."

-SonicsSeahawksM'sGuy2008
jisrael1 at 02:50 PM on 04/30/08
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@Barry Lutz:

"What's that R2? With no pants??! Did you all hear that? Hahaha, this guy is crazy?"
-ShakeZula
jisrael1 at 02:53 PM on 04/30/08
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'I love watching Krush Groove because of what the Fat Boys created there.'
-AllYouCanEat382
suntastic at 03:02 PM on 04/30/08
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I love watching the Sunts because of what Isiah created there. -DumbassSabre
suntastic at 03:06 PM on 04/30/08
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@ClueHeywood:

D'Antoni as a cop:

"Ok right now, sir, what I'm gonna need for you to go ahead and do for me ok right now, is to go ahead and step out of the vehicle, ok right now, and keep your hands where I can see them and go ahead and pass the ball to Boris Diaw ok right now."

/carolla'd

by at 05/13/08 12:17 PM

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