Er, couldn't Wang end up starting that game??

I would rather get Rick Rolled than hear that Nats song at the new stadium.

Will the Yankees have no starters for the last All-Star game at Yankee Stadium?

God willing...

Meet the Nats!
Come on out and greet the Nats!

Epic fail, indeed.

I thought Mike Hampton was the guy who appears in the credits but who's scenes were all left on the cutting room floor.

Holy shit. I'm going to listen to that song on mushrooms and God help everyone.

Needs more piccolo trills. Queers.

If Derek Jeter isn't starting the All Star Game, I'm shredding my FIVE HUNDRED DOLLAR TICKET.

"Nuts About The Nats" beat out Lasting Milledge's in-house effort "Nuts Up In Your Fucking Eye Shadow."

I'm holding out for the Fugazi remix.

/listens to "Nuts About The Nats"

I don't feel so good...

/shits pants
//explodes

The Nats should have gone with "Banned in D.C."

@ArkansasFred: I have not encountered that would be so improved by 'shrooms since the originnal Toy Story.

@Camp Tiger Claw: Wow. +1

@throwbot: or "Pay to Cum"?

I'm sick of you people and your drive-by comments. You really piss the shit out of me... HOLY FUCK, I'M PISSING SHIT!!! I'd better get to my urologist RIGHT NOW.

Um, just remember all that stuff I said about you people being idiots and such. I'll be right back; pray for me!

@UkraineNotWeak:

He's the 3rd 3rd 5th assistant director, the one who gets paid to get everyone donuts.

The guy watching it all unfold before him until he gets eaten by that jackass beast in New York: Us.

The Braves are doing a good enough job of eating themselves, thank you.

That song needs Paul Anka's guarantee

@Civil Negligence: ♫ Never Gonna Give You Up ♫

@MDT: Hah! Nice. +1

Still better than any American Idol song...

@Dieter: apparently before the Nats new stadium went it up, paying to cum was pretty common in that area of D.C.

If you play the Nats song backwards it is Dave Van Horn yelling "up up and away....Larry Walker has just won the 1994 World Series for the Montreal Expos."

The misused apostrophe made me hope that the theme song was by The National. "Mistaken for Strangers" would be a good theme for Washington.

@Bob Stoops's Pleated Pants: The
"surprise, surprise they wouldn't wanna watch
another uninnocent elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults"
line sums up the Washington Nationals this year.

The National's fantastic new theme song.

Sweet! The National is one of my favorite bands!

@Civil Negligence:

Ask and ye shall recieve.

I'm the only one who likes that? Really?

That ditty is a crime against humanity. Not to mention the backup singers. Piss poor song, piss poor team, first rate stadium. That's so DC.

@MDT: Am I the only one thinking Ian Mac Kaye is a douche? Read the liner-notes on 20 Years of Dischord, with special attention to his remarks about label co-founder/co-holder & Teen Idles/Minor Threat bandmate Jeff Nelson (not the pitcher). Ian is a first-class ass... But if, in my yearly sojourn to Bernie [last name redacted]'s house for my rotisserie baseball draft, I were to encounter Ian somewhere in Mt. Pleasant, I'd gush. Then reverse field & mock his choice in sweat-pants when Fugazi played Milwaukee in Nov '98.