May Day! May Day! Detroit Is On Fire!rickchand5/02/08 9:15amFiled to: MLB CloserDetroit Tigersjoy in the 3-1-3larry sherry84EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalink So May started out pretty well if you happen to live in the 3-1-3. Within the space of two hours, the Pistons dispatched the 76ers to go to Round Two of the NBA Playoffs, the Red Wings pummeled the Avalanche to sweep that series, and the Tigers ... well, the Tigers pulled off the greatest feat of all. Ramon Santiago temporarily transformed the term "utility infielder" into "Golden God," as his two-run triple helped the Tigers beat the Yankees 8-4. It was the crowning touch that sent D-town into a realm of ecstasy not seen since the orgasmatron scene in Sleeper. The victory completed the Tigers' first three-game sweep of the Yanks since 1966. Pitcher Larry Sherry, we salute you.Could it get any better in Detroit, you ask? The answer of course is yes. This year Detroit will become the first city to have its symphony orchestra directed by a robot. What's next, Wayne State in the Rose Bowl?