This weekend, those of you who are equine-obsessed or have an affinity for minty rum drinks and giant pink hats, will most likely have a rooting interest in the most exhilarating two minutes in sports, the Kentucky Derby. Right now, the favorite horse is a strapping young colt named "Big Brown", a name that may conjure up images of UPS commercials, cumbersome turds, and Santonio Holmes, depending upon which side of the brain you most often tap into.
However, thanks to a wonderful post by 100% injury rate on FanIQ, we find that "Big Brown" wouldn't even crack the top 50 of most ridiculous and possibly crude horse names to ever run in this glorious event. No, not when "Golden Shower," "Nut Buster" or the venerable "Cum Rocket", which ran in the 1969 Kentucky Derby, have all raced at Churchill Downs.
Now, please put your double entendre hats and go to Jockey Registry to see if your ideal horse name is available. Enjoy.