W.C. Heinz? He makes Ketchup, right? - Braylon Edwards

Did anyone notice the Top 10 Connected Commenters list at left?

josereyes.theroof... is only 1 spot under Denton?

remember Jose, with great power comes great responsibility

Watching the Costas Now and Best Damn Sport Show intros makes me wonder why they always introduce the blogs with nerdy "techno" music. Oh, yeah that's right, it's because we're bloggers.

Leitch,

Oh God was I hoping you'd quote Edumund Burke... I know, I know he completely hijacked you with Heinz, but man, if ever there was a time to throw Edumnd Burke in anyone's face, that was the time.

And yes, I've dreamed over throwing Edmund Burke in someone's face... in my dreams it goes over super-well.

@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: Where's Bess Marvin?

Steelers fans, of course, know all about WC Heinz. Their field is named after him!

Well, this would be a week we would classify as "eventful." Mr. Unsilent Majority will be your weekend top dog. Now, if you'll excuse, we are going to sleep like the dead all weekend ... and turn our phone off.

And, of course, dream of Rick Ankiel.

Buzz Bissinger references might be officially dead now that Jay Mariotti just said "I'm going to Buzz Bissinger you" on "Around The Horn."

@garbageday: Serves the bastard right. Oh... I missed "references"... my bad.

So what have we learned this week? Braylon Edwards wrote about Buzz Bissinger's teenaged ASU cheerleading Mom being tag teamed by Roger Clemens and Karl Malone while Jeff Reed watched, shirtless with a naked Lou Pinella. Now Buzz hates Will. Oh, and Stanley doesn't like Michael Scott very much.

@garbageday: Buzz Bissinger : some of my high school teachers (patronizing mf'ers) : : Larry Craig : Jay Mariotti (well, you know)

Post to see comments?

@Jefferson Short Bus: that or there are no comments.

@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: See, I dont' want to follow that many people b/c of that stupid feature that pops up on the front page telling me what my "friends" are up to. I'd have way more friends if that feature was stopped.

Post to see again? I see how it is.

what, are all of your bastards out enjoying your Friday night? No one else is tired and just wants to stay in and watch movies?

Losers.

If anyone is serious about buying the PacCrib, I can tell you about the area. We would have bought it had it been for sale in September when we moved here. That and well the fact that the price was just a bit out of our range. And for whomever mentioned it before, it is on the same street as George Jones' house...sweet!

Nibblets? Hitting Grampa's cough syrup early tonight?

Steve Javie... here's a hint: it's BAD when someone has to say your name after the pregame. What a fucking joke that man is.

!!!selbbin

evening, folks!

@longefellowes:
Hey there! Good weekend plans for you? We have tornado warnings again...but hoping for a better weekend!

Hey, where'd y'all come from? 5 minutes ago I popped in and the last comment was at 7:13.

Are... are y'all witches?

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at:
Hey you...how's puppy doing? Any updated pics?

@She Blinded Me With Violence: I am in fact a witch.

Cubbies/Cards! Woot!

Apparently y'all are 'cause everyone disappeared again.

Please note that the screenshot over Mr. Edwards' shoulder was the only acknowledgment of the existence of hockey in Tuesday night's proceedings.

Doumit, over the 2nd baseman's head, drives in McLouth. 1-0 Buccos.

it has been an eventful week.

dammit (name redacted)!

OH, MY GOD, 7:13 PM WILL NEVER END!!!!11!!

@She Blinded Me With Violence: No, there must just be a lot of 'Spinners with better things to do on this lovely Friday evening.

Bless your rodent heart nibbles.

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: I believe the term is robotripping.

Home run, Jose Bautista! 6-0 Pirates in the 3rd.

(Pretty please, Nibbles? With sugar on top?)

No one can read this. This will not be read to anyone.

Hello, Friday Night DU!AN.

I'd like to take this opportunity to clearly state my position - "I love bourbon."

Just a minute ago Nibbles actually showed me all the comments.

Sigh...

THE CUBS HAVE PULLED THEIR PITCHER ALREADY! THE CUBS HAVE PULLED THEIR PITHCER ALREADY! HAHAHAHAH!

@AkAggie: And don't forget that we learned that Marvin Harrison is only one degree separated from PacMan Jones.

Buzz: I got chunks of guys like you in my stool
Leitch: Oh, you'd love the thread about 2girls1cup

Bases loaded, no outs, and somehow no runs are scored?

What the hell is this, April 9 all over again?

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: everyones out seeing iron man maybe? I know I'd be if I wasnt stuck on a train

@Jefferson Short Bus: Things... to... do?

@JoeyPorterAle: am I the only one who saw the HBO segment and pictured Buzz and Will like Shooter and Happy?

Buzz: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Will: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

I would've given A LOT of money to see that exchange happen.

@JB*: I approve.

@lisa: Nope, nuthin' special. Got my mojo back, so I'll probably be sculpting all weekend.
@She Blinded Me With Violence: Yes, in fact, I am a witch. Generally a white witch, but I have been known to cast a hex or two.

And, Nibbles, you suck.

Sigh. Well since no one will ever read this, I have a confession to make: I squeeze the Charmin.

Whew, feels good to get that off my chest.

Let me just say that few moments in your life compare to when you're rummaging in your Dad's medicine cabnet for some tylenol for a hangover-related headache..and find the Viagra stash.

now I'm stuck at 713. Which means I'm back at work. Which pisses me off. Fuck you nibbles!

@Longfellowes: you sculpt?

Refresh goddammit! What the fuck is wrong with Deadspin all of a sudden?

is the interweb dead?