• Hey, What'd we miss? Oh, yeah. That.
• Oh, and nobody had a better take than Daulerio.
• John Daly, shirtless.
• Jeff Reed. Two words, so much meaning.
• Careful, Coach Weis.
• Pat Jordan is a badass.
• Roger Clemens should not be allowed around early teens. Nor should Karl Malone, for that matter.
• The balls of Lou Piniella.

Well, this would be a week we would classify as "eventful." Mr. Unsilent Majority will be your weekend top dog. Now, if you'll excuse, we are going to sleep like the dead all weekend ... and turn our phone off.

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