What to watch as you put the finishing touches on your beer can coffin ...
• Arena Football: Chicago at Tampa Bay (8 p.m., ET). Storm's a-brewin'. [ESPN2]
• MLB: Boston at Detroit (7 p.m., ET). This matchup looked pretty bland two weeks ago. Now, I'm looking forward to it. [ESPN]
• NBA: Eastern Conference semifinals, Game 2, Orlando at Detroit (7 p.m., ET); Western Conference semifinals, Game 2, San Antonio at New Orleans (9:30 p.m., ET). These playoffs are so lengthy, I'll be in my beer can coffin before a champion is crowned. [TNT]

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