Can you calll a 67 year old a hipster?

@jwaves2007: he's going to be buried in his girl jeans, vintage running shoes, and fugazi t-shirt.

@jwaves2007: He didn't do this for irony's sake, he did this because he's a degenerate alcoholic. There's a difference.

Nothing says "I was a cheap bastard" than a Pabst Blue Ribbon coffin

just another example of detroit self-destructing at the hands of the japanese

@jwaves2007:

I mentioned that PBR was a hipster beer at work, and the guy next to me was amazed. After my explanation, he asked "What the hell is emo?"

He is my new favorite person.

The best part of that article is that his daughter refers to him by his full name, instead of "Dad."

Presumably force of habit, from all the times she's had to fully identify him when arriving to post bail or for visiting hours.

Holy shit. I despise a whole subculture of people and never knew until today that it was a defined group. Thank you, Deadspin!

@Marty McSuperFly: Hipsters, emo kids, cheap bastards or degenerate alcoholics?

@DontPracticeRenteria: Hipsters = My Nemesis.
Emo Kids = Disingenuous progressives.
Cheap Bastards = Dad.
Degenerate Alcoholics = What I saw at the '05 Kentucky Derby.

You be the judge of what of those I like. (I'll give you a hint, though -- it's the fourth one down.)

For a dollar more, he could have his vital organs preserved in a shot glass-shaped bucket of Jim Beam.

/Philly special