Unless, of course, you are Tiffany May, who reached mid-level internet notoriety thanks to her patriotic half-streak during the USA v. Honduras qualifying match last March. May has parlayed her spirited underwear dash into a Playboy pictorial, where she will bravely ditch the rest of her clothes and, unlike her last attempt, not be placed under arrest.
Congratulations to her for finding a resourceful way to cover her court costs and congratulations to soccer for gaining such an enthusiastic supporter.
Streaker to Pose For Playboy [Sports By Brooks]
Soccer Streaker Poses Nude For Playboy [AOL Fanhouse]
The U-23's Streaker Does Playboy [The Offside Rules] (Video somewhat NSFW)
Soccer Streaker Still Missing The Point [With Leather]