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There goes the Knicks' first round pick.

So basically, if you can read and write, you can become eligible?

I now understand why Dexter Manley was relegated to football.

Great, now I can't make the easy "Isaiah Thomas is interested" joke. Screw you, Donnie Walsh.

@RonZookonRedBull: @Carl Everett's Fossil Collection: It was the first comment on the Awful Announcing post, though.

Nothing says NBA like the name "Feinstein"

Would an NBA team be interested in a a 6'8", 210 pound prospect who didn't play college ball and can only shoot or dribble with his right hand? I should be looking for an agent. And a jumpshot.

@Carl Everett's Fossil Collection: My thoughts exactly.

@heyzeus: Yeeeessss, Kareem Shabaz-Feinstein.

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: They could pair you with Nene. You could thunder to his lightning.

@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: If we could somehow get Varejão and Barbosa on the same team, we'd basically be the Brazilian FIBA squad.

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: With player-coach Oscar Schmidt!

@heyzeus: Well, it would have in 1946.

/insert Kevin Hart joke here

What's really fucked up is that on the sidebar used for search engine purposes, there's two references to Erin Andrews and five for Fucking Simmons.

Advice: Show up, claim a wrist injury but do really good on your shuttle run & sit-ups.

2nd round in the 20's, I promise you.

I swear I read this same story every year.