Man, that Soccer Haus blogger is one handsome fellow.

/shameless self plug

How's your favorite college team doing academically?

Great, thanks!

/Penn fan

There should be no references to Ned in a headline unless its HOF Ned. My heart skipped a beat until I realized it wasn't that brave, brave soldier.

My alma mater, San Jose State, has the worst results of any Division 1 school, but we make up for it by sucking in every sport.

Austria wants you to know that it's safe to come watch soccer there.

Their rugby team will even strip-search themselves to assure you they're not armed!

it's sort of unfair to count atheletes who go pro against the APR.

@Rory B. Bellows: Exactly. But how do you propose describing the Milwaukee Manager's Meltdown? Using Ned will make us think of FIU rusher A'mod Ned. Using Yost will make us think of our best Wolverines rooting commenter.

I think we need a contest: how should Deadspin refer to Ned Yost?

My money's on Dead Man Walking.

I can't wait for the obligatory reference to this Academic Progress Report when Jim Tressel is busting his annual nut in the collective eye of Michigan.

Congrats, those 13 spots will help wipe away the tears that were so difficult to mask after 2007's contest.

I'm putting money on the 'burgh in your blog war. But I want to see the Sacastro/Clare throw down.

@Moonshine Mike: Put it on the 'Burgh, unless Andy Reid's kids get all the Yinzers hooked on h.

Liberty Town vs. Condiment City: WHO YA GOT?

Villanova, representing up at #2 on the APR list!

@Moonshine Mike: Flyers in 6. The Kid is going down. And Sidney Crosby's going to get his ass beat, too.

@Clare: That last just so you can nurse him back to health, no?

@Clare: Please. Pens in 2.

Keep your cheesesteaks and shove them up your ass, Jersey touchers.