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The Olympic Torch has completed its ascent of Mt. Everest, with Yukon Cornelius and the Bumble carrying the final two miles. [NBC Sports]

10:30 AM on Fri May 9 2008
By Rick
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Send It In, Jerome! at 10:41 AM on 05/09/08
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The one thing about Bumbles is... Bumbles bounce!
44 in a Row at 10:41 AM on 05/09/08
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What did King Moonracer say when they got there?
formerly Chief Wahoo at 10:42 AM on 05/09/08
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Did he make it to the Island of Misfit Taiwanese?
Mr. Bigglesworth at 10:43 AM on 05/09/08
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"Hundreds of climbers were boxed in at the base camp" Man, the Chineese are really taking this no protest thing seriously.
Magnakai Haaskivi at 10:44 AM on 05/09/08
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Moments from college I miss: Drinking with a friend around Christmastime, watching "Rudolph", then turning over to see him sobbing like a girl and proclaiming that "sometimes he feels like a misfit toy, too."
MENACEIISOBRIETY at 10:44 AM on 05/09/08
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how did they get a brigade of armored vehicles up there?
MENACEIISOBRIETY at 10:45 AM on 05/09/08
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@MENACEIISOBRIETY: ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET, HUH?
Chief Illiniwek at 10:48 AM on 05/09/08
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The Heat Miser could kick the Bumbles ass.
A Pimp Named DaveR at 10:51 AM on 05/09/08
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The torch will now be taking a three-week Glorious Paid Vacation at the Greater Nepal Autonomous Collective Region Re-Education Camp and Resort.
Send It In, Jerome! at 10:52 AM on 05/09/08
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@formerly Chief Wahoo: Rudolph's friend-turned-tormenter, Fireball, was soon eliminated when he revealed himself to be a Falun Gong member and immolated himself in a tragic, spectacular display.
BigTenObsession at 11:34 AM on 05/09/08
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@Magnakai Haaskivi:

We went to college together?
A Pimp Named DaveR at 12:09 PM on 05/09/08
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Also, thousands of "AUTHENTIC OLIMPIC TORSH"es are now available in Hong Kong for HK$1.99 each.

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