Deadspin
ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...
• "LeBron is losing his confidence. I can see it in his body language." — kdakid
Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...
• "I think that Utah can take a game ... but needs Boozer and Kirilenko to play better." — t_simone
• I think that brother Jebediah can take a third wife...but Chastity and Liahona need to play along. -t_smone (ClueHeywood)
• I think that Utah can take them down ... but needs Bodhi and Roach to screw up. - bellsbay (UkraineNotWeak)
• (Team) needs (players) to play better in order to win!! /seriously, it's like mad libs. (McNutty)
Comments
"That's girl's losing her virginity. I can see it between her legs." -rclemens1987
LeBron is eating corn. I can see it in the giant dump he took at halfcourt.
Tiger is losing his hair, I can see it in his growing bald spot.
"LeBron is losing his confidence. I can see it in his bojangling." - J.Whitlock
"Lebron losing bowel control; I can see it in his face." -PapaJohns#23
"Jeter is losing his confidence. I can see it in his .060 avgerage in Maxim's 100 hottest list"
-basementblogger69
LeVar is losing consciousness. I can see it in his bruised and battered body.
-kuntakintefan133
Stephen Hawking is losing his confidence. I can see it in his body language. - Sagan42069
"The LeBaron is getting a new owner. I can see by the owner's manual that the previous owner wasn't Jon Voight the actor."
-gcostanza
Cleveland is losing this series. I can see it in the final scores.
-tsguy
The Cavs lost the first two games. I can see it on the ESPN ticker.
kdakid
"That douchebag is overconfident. I can smell it in his AXE body spray." -kdakid
Ditka is losing his erection. I can see it in his Cialis commercials.
kdakid is a moron. I can see it in his profile.--abusmalis
I'm losing my hearing. I can only see sign language --deafguy
"Le Corbusier is losing his confidence. I can see it in the uninspired facade of the UN building." --architectkid
Michael is losing his religion, I can hear it in his lyrics.-remrules
REM is losing their religion. I can see it in their video.
-90smusicrules3456
"Phil Collins is pissed. I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord." Genesis88
@Stev D: "Levar is lost his vision, but can still see thanks to that golden visor." - Fool4Q
@Stev D: +1651 (year of first import of slaves to the British North American colonies).
Let me hear your body talk, body talk.
-- ONJohnRemix23
LeBron is losing good service in restaurants. I can see it in his tipping.
I Like Lebron James, In Fact I'm Willing To Admit That He's BETTER Than Kobe On The Lakers......COBY KARL That Is!
Dude beat cancer and is in the NBA. The fuck you done?
I like Lebron. In fact I'm willing to admit that he's BETTER than Kobe on the Lakers...... COBY KARL that is!*
-kdakid
*Actual quote on this fucktard's profile
@jwaves2007: Son of a...
@Burning River: @Burning River: I am way too fucking slow today.
Jeniffer Love-Hewitt is gaining weight. I can see it in her love handles -- brzltrll
@StevD: Kunta Kinte is losing his resolve; I can see it in his conversion to Christianity. -- gonjumpdatbroom
That's girl's having her period. I can tell by the parade of bears following her."--bricktamland
"The courvoisier is starting to work, I can see it her body language." - LPhelps
"The Ice Truck killer is losing his patience. I can see it in his body part removal." -- dexterakiller
Lebron...is the one I'm looking for. I can see it in his eyes. I can see it in his smile. He's all I've ever wanted and my heart is open wide. Cause he knows just what to say...and he knows just what to do. And I want to tell him so much...I love you. --Lebron&Lionel4eva
Lamar is going to win the javalin toss, I have designed it around his limp-wristed throwing style.-nerds
"Belding is losing his confidence. I can see it in his choice of skank at Body English." --kktyBayside
@Magnakai Haaskivi: Then, I went for the butt.
My LeBaron needs an oil change. I can see it in its odometer.
--JesusChrysler
L. Ron is losing his mind. I can see it in Dianetics. -- Anonymous
Lebron's shooting is getting me excited, I can tell by the increase in masturbation since the series started
"LeBron is losing his confidence. I can see it in his body language. He needs to act like the pack leader." - d0g_whisprr
"Allow me to echo something that has been repeated ad nauseum on SportsCenter." - FeaturedCommentHereICome84729
"La Bamba is losing it's singer. I can see it in the plane going down."
--thedaythemusicdied
I'm not so confident. My body's language is mostly gurgling and fart noises.
/Indian buffet lunch
Tom Cruise is Losin' It. I can tell because Shelley Long is there. And so is that kid from Bad News Bears.
-iwatchcomedycentralduringtheday345
"Lebron is losing his confidence. I saw it this morning on First Take." -MindlessCasualSportsFan
Krusty is losing all his bets. I can feel it in my bone!
/ssmel
Soy un perdedor... LeBron is losing, baby. His body language will kill me.
-DevilsHaircut69
@MattinglysSideburns: very nice
Ron Jeremy is losing his confidence. I can see it in his body language.
- und3rpaidfluff3r
"LeBron's lost that loving feeling. He never closes his eyes anymore when we kiss."-RighteousBros
Queen was losing their confidence. You could hear it in "Body Language."
-HotSpaceSux
I am losing my lunch after seeing John Daly's body. --everyone with eyes
Where's your LeBaron, Freddy? --tomgreen
"1-2...I'll party you. 3-4...so get your butt on the floor."
-yakidk
LeBron is losing weight, because waiters are constantly putting ex-lax in his food.
"Hillary is losing the campaign. I can see it in her cleavage." --RGivhan
Lebron is losing his mind. I can see it every time one of his teammates bricks an open jumper.
"The DJ is losing his tip. I can see body language."-fucktheDJthatplayedYMCA@mywedding
"LeBron is losing continence. I can see he's wearing Depends."
"Helen Keller is losing her confidence. I can see it in her sign language." - asull
Mr. Redlegs is losing his head. I can see it in the fact that his fucking head is no longer attached to his body. -- WakeUpMargeWakeUp
@feep: But she can't.
/Hey-oh!
"LeBron is losing his confidence. I can read it on his body art." - HnryRllns
"Stipe is losing his religion. I can see it there... in the corner... in the spotlight." - remkid
"McNabb is losing his lunch. I can see the Super Bowl slipping away." --t.o.luvsbangbros
Queen is losing its confidence. I can see it in the fact that "Body Language" sucks, like the rest of "Hot Space". - Rockfan1981
Miley is gaining confidence, I can see it in more and more of her body.
herbestfriendleslie
"Najeh is losing some of his waste. I can see it in my laundry basket."
-NDsExGF
"That stripper wants me. I can see it in her body language" - kdakid