What to watch while modifying your flatscreen with a burlap frame...

• In Progress: Detroit Pistons vs. Orlando Magic, Game 4. Chauncey Billups was a gametime decision (not playing). Also a gametime decision: pants/no pants? [ESPN]
  
• NHL Western Conference Finals, Game 2 — Dallas Stars vs. Detroit Red Wings. 7 p.m. Only Don Cherry dresses worse than rednecks. [Versus]
  
• NBA Playoffs — Boston Celtics vs. Cleveland Cavaliers, Game 3. 8:15 p.m. What's worse: Brian Scalabrine's rap or LeBron James's shooting? [ABC]
  
• Movie: Raiders of the Lost Ark. 8:30 p.m. [USA] I look forward to when Dr. Jones takes on the Nats.

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