What to watch while modifying your flatscreen with a burlap frame...

  • In Progress: Detroit Pistons vs. Orlando Magic, Game 4. Chauncey Billups was a gametime decision (not playing). Also a gametime decision: pants/no pants? [ESPN]
  • NHL Western Conference Finals, Game 2 — Dallas Stars vs. Detroit Red Wings. 7 p.m. Only Don Cherry dresses worse than rednecks. [Versus]
  • NBA Playoffs — Boston Celtics vs. Cleveland Cavaliers, Game 3. 8:15 p.m. What's worse: Brian Scalabrine's rap or LeBron James's shooting? [ABC]
  • Movie: Raiders of the Lost Ark. 8:30 p.m. [USA] I look forward to when Dr. Jones takes on the Nats.