• The drinking helmet is not only a good sign complement. It's a must. [The Sports Hernia]
  
• At least Eric Gagne is honest. [Fanhouse]
  
• Jay Mariotti, master quote distorter. [Jay the Joke]
  
• Yeah, the Mavs went with Rick Carlisle. But what could have been? [Triviality of Basketball]
  
• A 5-year USC rule infraction retrospecticus [East Coast Bias]
  
• A more positive USC history lesson. [So-Cal Sports Hub]
  
• Derek Jeter has never seen Anchorman. Deadspin commenting account denied. [Big League Stew]
  
• Paaahk the caaah in the high school bawl yaaaaahd. [Josh Q. Public]
  
• The Ballad of Jamar Hornsby [The Arena]

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