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Kurt would kill himself if he heard about this.

What's the difference between Courtney Love and Sydney Crosby?

After 3 periods Sydney Crosby takes a shower.

Judy Tenuta'd

Do the shoes come in a heart-shaped box?

Is this a lesson in why you don't marry a self-absorbed whore, or why you don't kill yourself?

Can we give her that herion all at once?

Jeff Ross destroying her on Pam Anderson's roast was spectacular.

"What?! It's a roast!"

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This seems to say it all.

@preciousroy: both.

@McCroskey: +1

I remember the rumor that Billy Corgan was writing Hole songs for Celebrity Skin. He and Courtney would have made a nice little brood of victims together.

The only thing uglier than those shoes is Courtney Love's crotch. Or so I imagine.

i wonder if those shoes have swears pre-printed on them. because if i were 12, that would be cool.

Next on Missing the Point Theatre, How Soon Is Now? Valentine's Day cards from Hallmark.

Kurt's ghost is such a sell out.

Jesus, she's selling his shit now too?

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I'll take 10 ounces for $100.

Something in the way on the court? Nevermind! Tie on a pair of Converse Cobain All-Stars and you'll leave opponents feeling dumb and shouting "Stay away!" They won't have a sliver of hope! Yes sir, all apologies to any negative creep you take to school! No recess!

@Dead Air ummm Dead Air:

+1

Somewhere, Tom Grant weeps.

Troy Hambrick is intrigued by this offer of controlled substances.