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I give up.

Just change your name to "BaBos23" (or whoever the repeat offender was)

Is this participatory citizen-journalism, meta-narrative, or irony/irono-contrarian hipsterism?

MY HEAD SPLODE.

This is going to be great.

YOU TOO can be an ESPN featured commenter!

Best of luck Segrin24 or camcam or whatever your name is.

Insta-bookmark'd.

I look forward to watching this unfold. If he continues to work towards his goal he might succeed, but you never know who will be selected for featured comment.

I always wondered what folks who didn't rate Deadspin commenting access did with their time. Guess we've figured that out.

Step 1: eat a lot of paint chips.

Step 2: watch Around the Horn until you find Woody Paige funny.

Step 3: type (but don't think about what you're typing!)

@Brad_Lee: S/he could well be a Deadspin commenter, with the blog in question being an unofficial spin-off (Ladies..., KSK, Melt Yr Face Off being the front-line of the official ones; Walk Off Walk is rising fast, though [/brown-nosing the combudsman]).

Water is wet. - ESPNCommenter

Wake me up when the "First person to get propositioned by Lady Victory USA" contest starts.

"Segrin24 has what it takes to make history. Go Wildcats!"

I think something like, "I'm sure glad we get so much coverage of the Yankees, Red Sox, Celtics and Lakers" would have the right tone.

@Fugees-and-Funyuns: Step 4: ...profit

@Chones_Chonies:

No, step 4: ????

Step 5: Profit.