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• How Tim Duncan successfully returns a pair of pants. [Food Court Lunch]
• I wasn't expecting a sports joke here. [McSweeney's]
• Mitch Williams: "Yo." [The 700 Level]
• Nothing beats old timey baseball. [Walkoff Walk]
• Sure, Mike Piazza can hit, but he can't slide. [Fire Joe Morgan]
• Don't say you don't want boxing predictions for today. [Ring Report]
• The "actual mock" Negro League draft will not go like this. [AOL/The Dugout]
• There's a rumor that Jason Taylor could play for the Ravens next year that isn't true because it was started by a woman who likes Dancing With The Stars. Or something like that. [Baltimore Beatdown]