What to watch while shopping around for once-in-a-lifetime deals on infants...
• 7:30 p.m. — NASCAR: Nationwide Series, Conquest Auto Parts 300, Concord, N.C. Watch your favorite drivers in different numbered cars wail on lesser drivers! [ESPN2]
• 8:00 p.m. — NCAA softball: Georgia at UCLA. The fact that the pitcher's mound is extremely flat is in no way indicative of the players themselves, I've learned. [ESPN]
• 8:00 p.m. — Stanley Cup, Game 1: Pittsburgh Penguins at Detroit Red Wings. They say Penguins can't fly, but I'm pretty sure shoes don't on their own either. [Versus]
• 8:30 p.m. — NBA Playoffs, Game 3, Eastern finals, Celtics at Pistons. It's too bad Jerome Bettis ruined the meme, because P.J. Brown really is from Detroit. [ABC]

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