What to watch as you wind down from your wild Victoria Day festivities ...
• Arena Football League: Los Angeles at Chicago (8 p.m., ET). Those who are about to die, salute you! [ESPN2]
• MLB: Chicago Cubs at Houston (7 p.m., ET). Theodore Roosevelt Lilly attempts to take San Juan Hill. [ESPN]
• NBA: Western Conference semifinals, Game 7, San Antonio at New Orleans (8:30 p.m., ET). If the Hornets win, this celebration should be interesting. [TNT]
• NHL: Western Conference finals, Game 6, Detroit at Dallas (8 p.m., ET). I never thought there'd be a Game 6 in this series. But then I never thought Two And A Half Men would catch on, either. [Versus]