ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...

• "No hocus pocus. No Billups. No guarantees. No problem." — rcodish

Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...

• The Wings seemed to toy with Dallas and then ... dominate in the last period. Bring on Pitt." — KaneBowman

• HAL 9000 seemed to toy with us and then...dominate. Bring on the bug-eyed space baby." —AstronautBowman (McCroskey)

• Christian Slater seemed to toy with the drug dealers and then....he got all the money after the shootout. Bring on a really stoned Brad Pitt.-trueromance. (jwaves2007)

• If we were to start mocking commenter photos, KaneBowman's would be a good place to start. (Carlton_Whitfield)