What to watch to wash the image of Jack Nicholson's man-boobs from your retinas ...
• Boxing: Heavyweights, Chris Byrd vs. Shaun George, at Las Vegas (9 p.m., ET). That mouthpiece landed in the 25th row! Cool! [ESPN2].
• MLB: Chicago White Sox at San Francisco Giants (10:05 p.m., ET). Interleague play is here! Act excited! [WGN].
• NBA playoffs: Eastern Conference semifinals, Game 6, Boston Celtics at Cleveland Cavaliers (8 p.m., ET); Western Conference semifinals, Game 6, Los Angeles Lakers at Utah Jazz (10:30 p.m., ET). Charles Barkley decides not to bet on these game. Ha, not really; he'll take the Lakers and Cavaliers for 100 grand each. [ESPN].
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