• Previewing tomorrow's Champions League final. [That's On Point]
• Ira Newble, hanging out with Mia Farrow in Darfur. [Signal To Noise]
• Fun with soccer pee. [Unprofessional Foul]
• Hating teams that are not the Buffalo Bills. [Te Dukes Of Awesome]
• Honestly, who cares about Carlos Delgado's stupid non-home run? [Rumors And Rants]
• The end days of 'Melo in Denver. [With Malice]
• Great, Jim Edmonds is being praised again. [The Big Picture]
• Lousy sex nicknames from baseball's past. [It Is High ... It Is Far ...]
• There's an Akron basketball player. Duck! [Rush The Court]

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