Commence Memorializing In An Approrpriate Manner Right Now

• Barkley admits he has a gambing problem. Kind of.

Softball ladies no longer have to resemble Drew Carey

• Bill Simmons continues to fulminate

• Chris Cooley: Almost married man

Basketbawful has been killing the NBA playoff coverage

Minor Enterprise is definitely hitting its stride

• Hey, that was a pretty good soccer match

Sports sexism becomes infinitely sexism-ier

• The bar for Dark Side Of The Locker Room just got raised a little higer with this Golden Richards story

Deadspin will return to its regulary scheduled programming on Monday Tuuuuuesday, when the Royal We returns from skipping around France.

This weekend, enjoy the keyboard stylings of blog maestro Matt Sussman and the Movable Type Five.

Enjoy the holiday, young Americans.