A Strictly Business-Like Examination Of The Women's French Open Contenders And Their Respective Tawdry PhotosS

For those of you out there who are fans of yellow fuzzy balls bouncing off of clay courts, the French Open at Roland Garros begins this weekend. This is the favorite surface of Rafael Nadal and his exposed biceps, but those types of examinations can be found elsewhere online.

For the women's championship, this preview offers a very comprehensive breakdown of all of the contenders.

So, if you want sometihng like that, go there. However, if you'd like your French Open previews equipped with upskirt photos of Daniela Hantuchova, go here.

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French Open "Preview" [The OnDeck Circle]