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• MLB: Los Angeles Dodgers at Chicago Cubs (8 p.m., ET). I plan to switch back and forth between the two broadcasts on every pitch. [ESPN2 and WGN]
• NBA: Eastern Conference finals, Game 5, Detroit at Boston (8:30 p.m., ET). Boston area bars prepare for a quiet, sober Wednesday night. [ESPN]
• NHL: Stanley Cup finals, Game 3, Detroit at Pittsburgh (8 p.m., ET). Careful: When cornered, penguins are angry, vicious killers of the sea! [NBC]

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